keepersouha | (no subject)

.. Oh. The other one.

... I hope Shiroko wasn't set on fire, then.

She'd probably be fine if you did.

You say that like it's supposed to relieve me of the fact that I probably was retaliated against.

No, sounds like you had a fighting match.

... That sounds odd to me, though.

I don't have any strength to even be in a fight.

You were in one regardless, it sounds.

... Well. They're basically an idiot, then.

I'd suggest getting all the facts, perhaps?

... I really hate it when you say that.

Because you make it seem like posts like this aren't supposed to be for the purpose of "getting all the facts", since my confusion might lead to those involved explaining it.

We had hand to hand combat exercises. We were both initially used manifested armor, you cracked a rib or two with yours.

When it seemed like we were both in pain, we agreed to go to unarmed combat instead.

You lost.

I then left for personal business.

... "Armor"?

Shiroko, this might be odd to ask, but are you trying to tell a joke or something?

I am not one for jokes, Souha.

You had two spiked gauntlets on your arms. It seemed fairly familiar for one reason or another.

... Are you alright? I don't have anything of the sort.

They magically appeared on your arms. Like my claws did on my hands.

... I really doubt that's actually the case... If I had something like that, then maybe I'd actually have some fun once in a while...

... Though this still proves my point that the other one is a moron.

It did happen, or are you calling me a liar?

I just sincerely doubt that I have magical armor from nowhere that I don't know about, or have even heard about until this point.

Well, you do. Or are you calling me a liar?

I am calling whatever involves that other one to be in more need of investigation, and am more likely to believe that you've been fooled, yourself.

Unless he's suddenly a practitioner of magic or illusion, he formed rib breaking gauntlets.

Out of mid-air.

It's them.

I'd more believe that they've learned sleight of hand, because it's just like them to do something to fool everyone else in order to get a rise out of it.

... How do you slight of hand entire arm length extremely heavy wrought-iron gauntlets with a predilection for spikes?

I'm all for the idea of some things being tricks, but that seems impossible to do.

Maybe you got fused to something by Noriko?

He didn't. He's just been fed a continuous supply of estrogen.

Got any interest in a Psychic Lifetrancer's essence?

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