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[keepersouha]

You know what there needs to be?

There needs to be more things that I could just set on fire.

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[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain.

Sometimes I really want to just cut loose, and tie some bimbo to train tracks, or hold the world hostage for a million dollars.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

... I want to stare at you, but that really doesn't excuse the fact that I want to set buildings on fire.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

It feels good to be bad. It's part of my nature, after all.

I mean, I don't want to kill people (usually), but I really miss the days where I could do just about anything, and not care what people thought.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

I guess.

I miss when I didn't care whether people would react to me burning down part of a forest or not. But then I grew a conscience and it gets very irritating when it comes to outlets.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

I know they say 'grow on trees' to suggest things are plentiful, but trees do take quite a while to grow.

There's not many places you can really let out such urges, sadly. Except maybe in movies, but it'd be simply for effect, no real burning anything.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

... I don't think helping to make what I'd rather be burning for real would help much, no.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

So, yeah, we're stuck.

Slowly building up pressure.

Until we eventually explode. Perhaps fittingly!

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

... I'll. Probably end up thinking of something, at least.

Eventually. Exploding tends to be bad. I don't want to end up burning all of these books.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

There isn't much in the way of woods on my world though, sorry.

If there was, I could just offer that.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the offer, but... I'm trying to resist wanting to set fires in your world.

I admittedly don't know what kind of effect so much smoke would have there, or if it would be any different than how anything would be on Earth, itself. I mean, I guess you'd know best, or you wouldn't be offering in the case there were any woods there, but it's something that I've been stopping myself from doing all the same.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Mmm.

...I suppose I could try building a wooden structure. It'd take me a little while to insert it into the terraforming routine, though.

At least that way, you could get relief.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

... You'd do that for me?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Hey, what are friends for?

Besides, you know, bugging you endlessly, and occasionally swapping your gender.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to tie me to train tracks, you know.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

... While I appreciate the offer, I don't think it'll quite work.

Besides, part of the fun is being stopped. I'd probably have to do something bigger than just tying someone to train tracks.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Ah. You could of expounded on that.

Regardless, you can use me as needed for it, you know, dahling.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

That, and I think you'd enjoy it too much. There needs to be an element of at least inconvenience.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

That's just mean, dear.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...to you or to them?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

To me.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

See, you're the only one who'd think that NOT kidnapping you is mean.

Which really just proves my point.

I do appreciate the offer, of course. I'm just very much about the 'atmosphere', as you know.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

It is mean!

And because I like it means I can get into the atmosphere better.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

I'd still need someone to thwart me.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... I volunteer.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...The kidnappee doesn't thwart the villain.